Here we go again then, but with a simplified, streamlined version. Hopefully.
Full instructions can be found on the home page. But in a nutshell, each player will be auctioned off one at a time, using Whatsapp, in order of most wanted (and then by Telegraph value then current points tally if needs be).
Nick will be in charge and will begin proceedings as soon as possible. His word is final. Good luck.

		PLAYERS	POS	TEAM															VAL	PTS	BIDS
		LIVE MONEY >			3.2	3.0	17.8	22.9	11.2	16.0	10.0	10.7	19.1	15.7	13.8	5.0	10.0	10.2				POT	SOLD	TO	PTS per £m	SOLD
1	891	Jese	FD	STO		-	16.3	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-		-	-	-		12		16.3		#VALUE!	TRUE	16.3
2	839	Bony, W	FD	SWA	-		-	-	-	-	16.4	-		-	-	-	-	-	-		12		16.4		#VALUE!	TRUE	16.4
3	724	Sanches, R	MD	SWA	-	13.7	-	-	-	-	-	-	-	-		-	-	-	-		13		13.7		#VALUE!	TRUE	13.7
4	380	Sanchez, D	DF	TOT	-	-	-	-	-	-		-	-	-	-		16.4	-	1.0		12		16.4		#VALUE!	TRUE	16.4
5	892	Wood, C	FD	BUR	-	-	-	-	-	-		16.3	-	-	-			-	-		11		16.3		#VALUE!	TRUE	16.3
6	382	Aurier, S	DF	TOT			-	17.5	-	-		-	-	-	-		-	-	1.0		10		17.5		#VALUE!	TRUE	17.5
7	272	Jagielka, P	DF	EVE	-	-	-	-	-	-		-				-	-	7.1	1.0		10		7.1		#VALUE!	TRUE	7.1
8	381	Hegazi, A	DF	WBA	-			-	-	-	-	-		-	7.0		-	-	0.0		10		7.0		#VALUE!	TRUE	7.0
9	387	Zappacosta, D	DF	CHE			-	-	-	-			15.1	-	-		-	-	3.0		9		15.1		#VALUE!	TRUE	15.1	NEXT YEAR
10	720	Izquierdo, J	MD	BTN			-			-		9.5	-	-	-		-	-	-		8		9.5		#VALUE!	TRUE	9.5	LIMIT EVERYONE TO 10/12 NAMES
11	279	Wimmer, K	DF	STO			-	1.2		-		-	-	-	-		-		0.0		8		1.2		#VALUE!	TRUE	1.2	OR ONE ROUND OF SEALED BIDS AFTER LONG LIST, TOP 3 GO THROUGH IN ALL?
12	848	Okazaki, S	FD	LEI			0.9		-	-			-		-		-	-	-		7		0.9		#VALUE!	TRUE	0.9	0.5m INCREMENTS?
13	717	Richarlison	MD	WAT		-	9.1	-				-		-	-		-		-		7		9.1		#VALUE!	TRUE	9.1	RELEASE ALL 5s, 4s, 3s and 2s at once Tues, Weds, Thurs, Fri?
14	314	Schindler, C	DF	HUD		0.4			-	-		-		-			-	-	1.0		7		0.4		#VALUE!	TRUE	0.4	If read message, 4 hours to respond or removed.
15	711	Lemina, M	MD	SOT		-	-	-						-			0.6	-	-		6		0.6		#VALUE!	TRUE	0.6
16	708	Choupo-Moting, E	MD	STO		-	-					0.1			-		-	-	-		6		0.1		#VALUE!	TRUE	0.1
17	373	Martins Indi, B	DF	STO		-	-	-	0.0					-	-				1.0		6		0.0		BARGIN	TRUE	0.0
18	710	Burke, O	MD	WBA		1.5		-				-	-				-	-	-		6		1.5		#VALUE!	TRUE	1.5
19	305	Gomez, J	DF	LIV			-	-	9.3				-				-	-	1.0		6		9.3		#VALUE!	TRUE	9.3
20	323	Lowe, C	DF	HUD		-	-	-	-	2.2		-							1.0		6		2.2		#VALUE!	TRUE	2.2
21	890	Ibrahimovic, Z	FD	MUN	1.0	-		-									-	-	-		5		1.0		#VALUE!	TRUE	1.0
22	715	Propper, D	MD	BTN		-	-						0.0	-	-				-		5		0.0		BARGIN	TRUE	0.0
23	706	Bakayoko, T	MD	CHE			-	-						0.2			-	-	-		5		0.2		#VALUE!	TRUE	0.2
24	870	Calvert-Lewin, D	FD	EVE	-			-					-	-				6.0	-		5		6.0		#VALUE!	TRUE	6.0
25	307	Cameron, G	DF	STO			-		2.4	-		-		-					0.0		5		2.4		#VALUE!	TRUE	2.4
26	719	Clucas, S	MD	SWA		-							-	-	-		0.0		-		5		0.0		BARGIN	TRUE	0.0
27	330	Jorgensen, M	DF	HUD		-			-	-		0.0			-				0.0		5		0.0		BARGIN	TRUE	0.0
28	339	Smith, T	DF	HUD		-	-	0.0				-			-				2.0		5		0.0		BARGIN	TRUE	0.0
29	379	Hoedt, W	DF	SOT			-	-						0.9			-		0.0		4		0.9		#VALUE!	TRUE	0.9
30	595	Drinkwater, D	MD	CHE			-		0.0					-	-				-		4		0.0		BARGIN	TRUE	0.0
31		Silva, A	MD	LEI									-	-	-						3		UNSOLD	-	#VALUE!	FALSE	UNSOLD
32	847	Wells, N	FD	BUR				-						-			FREE		-		3		UNSOLD	-	#VALUE!	FALSE	UNSOLD
33	383	Dragovic, A	DF	LEI			-							-				-	0.0		3		UNSOLD	-	#VALUE!	FALSE	UNSOLD
34	568	Xhaka, G	MD	ARS			-		-					-					-		3		UNSOLD	-	#VALUE!	FALSE	UNSOLD	TEAM	SPENT £m	PTS	RANK
35	291	Naughton, K	DF	SWA			-							-			-		0.0		3		UNSOLD	-	#VALUE!	FALSE	UNSOLD		$179.1		1
36	723	Krychowiak, G	MD	WBA				0.0						-				-	-		3		0.0		BARGIN	TRUE	0.0		$179.1		1
37	616	Gross, P	MD	BTN				-		1.0					-				-		3		1.0		#VALUE!	TRUE	1.0		$179.1		1
38	368	Christensen, A	DF	CHE		-			-					-					2.0		3		UNSOLD	-	#VALUE!	FALSE	UNSOLD		$179.1		1
39	338	Ward, S	DF	BUR					-	3.4		-							1.0		3		3.4		#VALUE!	TRUE	3.4		$179.1		1
40	376	Walker-Peters, K	DF	TOT		-			-							0.2			1.0		3		0.2		#VALUE!	TRUE	0.2		$179.1		1
41	701	Doucoure, A	MD	WAT		-						-		FREE					-		3		UNSOLD	-	#VALUE!	FALSE	UNSOLD		$179.1		1
42	849	Mitrovic, A	FD	NEW				Y						Y					-		2		UNSOLD	-	#VALUE!	FALSE	UNSOLD		$179.1		1
43	557	Fernandinho	MD	MCY			-				0.0								-		2		0.0		BARGIN	TRUE	0.0		$179.1		1
44	893	Vlasic, N	FD	EVE										Y				Y	-		2		UNSOLD	-	#VALUE!	FALSE	UNSOLD		$0.2		1
45	579	Fletcher, D	MD	STO		Y	-												-		2		UNSOLD	-	#VALUE!	FALSE	UNSOLD		$17.0		1
46	273	Klavan, R	DF	LIV										Y			Y		0.0		2		UNSOLD	-	#VALUE!	FALSE	UNSOLD		$179.1		1
47	275	Darmian, M	DF	MUN		Y				Y									1.0		2		UNSOLD	-	#VALUE!	FALSE	UNSOLD
48	290	Fernandez, F	DF	SWA			-							Y					0.0		2		UNSOLD	-	#VALUE!	FALSE	UNSOLD
49	292	Holebas, J	DF	WAT						-				Y					1.0		2		UNSOLD	-	#VALUE!	FALSE	UNSOLD
50	388	Zeegelaar, M	DF	WAT						Y				Y					0.0		2		UNSOLD	-	#VALUE!	FALSE	UNSOLD
51	655	Carroll, T	MD	SWA					-	0.0									-		2		0.0		BARGIN	TRUE	0.0
52	384	Foyth, J	DF	TOT					Y									Y	0.0		2		UNSOLD	-	#VALUE!	FALSE	UNSOLD
53	350	Tarkowski, J	DF	BUR						3.4		-							0.0		2		3.4		#VALUE!	TRUE	3.4
54	842	Sakho, D	FD	WHM													FREE		-		1		UNSOLD	-	#VALUE!	FALSE	UNSOLD
55	840	Musa, A	FD	LEI													FREE		-		1		UNSOLD	-	#VALUE!	FALSE	UNSOLD
56	850	Long, S	FD	SOT														FREE	-		1		UNSOLD	-	#VALUE!	FALSE	UNSOLD
57	561	Puncheon, J	MD	CRY				0.0											-		1		0.0		BARGIN	TRUE	0.0
58	876	Okaka, S	FD	WAT													FREE		-		1		UNSOLD	-	#VALUE!	FALSE	UNSOLD
59	571	Gueye, I	MD	EVE							0.0								-		1		0.0		BARGIN	TRUE	0.0
60	869	Hemed, T	FD	BTN						0.0									-		1		0.0		BARGIN	TRUE	0.0
61	567	Cazorla, S	MD	ARS							-								-		1		UNSOLD	-	#VALUE!	FALSE	UNSOLD
62	257	Moreno, A	DF	LIV			0.0												0.0		1		0.0		BARGIN	TRUE	0.0
63	591	Brunt, C	MD	WBA								FREE							-		1		UNSOLD	-	#VALUE!	FALSE	UNSOLD
64	588	Romeu, O	MD	SOT										FREE					-		1		UNSOLD	-	#VALUE!	FALSE	UNSOLD
65	274	Mangala, E	DF	MCY										FREE					3.0		1		UNSOLD	-	#VALUE!	FALSE	UNSOLD
66	366	Riedewald, J	DF	CRY													FREE		1.0		1		UNSOLD	-	#VALUE!	FALSE	UNSOLD
67	293	Prodl, S	DF	WAT										FREE					1.0		1		UNSOLD	-	#VALUE!	FALSE	UNSOLD
68	598	Mesa, R	MD	SWA													FREE		-		1		UNSOLD	-	#VALUE!	FALSE	UNSOLD
69	300	Britos, M	DF	WAT										FREE					2.0		1		UNSOLD	-	#VALUE!	FALSE	UNSOLD
70	123	Elliot, R	GK	NEW								FREE							0.0		1		UNSOLD	-	#VALUE!	FALSE	UNSOLD
71	609	Cleverley, T	MD	WAT														FREE	-		1		UNSOLD	-	#VALUE!	FALSE	UNSOLD
72	385	Schelotto, E	DF	BTN														FREE	1.0		1		UNSOLD	-	#VALUE!	FALSE	UNSOLD
73	308	Femenia, K	DF	WAT										FREE					0.0		1		UNSOLD	-	#VALUE!	FALSE	UNSOLD
74	627	Davis, S	MD	SOT			0.0												-		1		0.0		BARGIN	TRUE	0.0
75	619	Defour, S	MD	BUR								FREE							-		1		UNSOLD	-	#VALUE!	FALSE	UNSOLD
76	636	Chalobah, N	MD	WAT												FREE			-		1		UNSOLD	-	#VALUE!	FALSE	UNSOLD
77	640	Cork, J	MD	BUR		FREE													-		1		UNSOLD	-	#VALUE!	FALSE	UNSOLD
78	656	Amrabat, N	MD	WAT		FREE													-		1		UNSOLD	-	#VALUE!	FALSE	UNSOLD
79	155	Jakupovic, E	GK	LEI			-												0.0		1		UNSOLD	-	#VALUE!	FALSE	UNSOLD
80	312	Ward, J	DF	CRY											-				0.0		1		UNSOLD	-	#VALUE!	FALSE	UNSOLD
81	718	Carrillo, A	MD	WAT			-												-		1		UNSOLD	-	#VALUE!	FALSE	UNSOLD
82	386	Wague, M	DF	WAT						-									0.0		1		UNSOLD	-	#VALUE!	FALSE	UNSOLD
83	340	Fosu-Mensah, T	DF	CRY											-				0.0		1		UNSOLD	-	#VALUE!	FALSE	UNSOLD
84	378	Hadergjonaj, F	DF	HUD			0.0												2.0		1		0.0		BARGIN	TRUE	0.0
85	722	Sabiri, A	MD	HUD										FREE					-		1		UNSOLD	-	#VALUE!	FALSE	UNSOLD
86	359	Davidson, J	DF	HUD		FREE													0.0		1		UNSOLD	-	#VALUE!	FALSE	UNSOLD
		BIDS			8	25	34	26	23	25	7	24	15	41	22	5	29	26
		SPENT			1.0	15.6	26.3	18.7	11.7	10.0	16.4	25.9	15.1	1.1	7.0	0.2	17.0	13.1